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发信人: linuxrat (竹剑居士*农大历史上最差的学生), 信区: Linux
标  题: [幽默]Linux对战Windows 2000[转载]
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Fri Feb 18 11:07:09 2000)

呵呵, 仿照拳击赛, 比较逗...讨论技术之余俺们也轻松轻松吧.
URL: linuxtoday.com
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   Linux vs. Windows 2000 -- The Fight of the New Millenium
   Feb 18, 2000, 02:46 UTC (0 Talkbacks) (Other stories by Akoma)

   By Akoma

   LAS VEGAS, February 17, 2000 - Ladies And Gentlemen, LETTTTTT''SSSS
   GETTT READDDYYY TOOOO RUMMMMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLE!

   Welcome to the 'Fight of the New Millenium'. 1000 rounds of non-stop
   action.

   In the Blue Corner, weighting in at 30 Million Lines of code, with an
   astonishing height of 95% Desktop, he has a track record as been
   BSODing his supporters, bullying his partners, crushing his enemies,
   recently judged to be a Monopoly, bought/modified by/hailing from
   Redmond, Washington, the current reigning cham-peen of the OS world --
   The NEW AND IMPROVED Windows... Two... THOUSAND!!!

   In the Red Corner, weighing in anywhere from embedded to
   Mainframe/Supercomputer, height varying as weight goes up -- he has
   been evolving from an itch to become the new corporate darling, he can
   run on multiple hardware platforms, he has hundred of thousands of
   trainers and possibly tens of millions of sparing partners, and he now
   has the backing of the Heavyweight-still-active IBM -- he has a track
   record of stability, reliability and speed on low end servers and his
   marketing symbol, Tux, is a "vicious" Penguin with a smile on his face
   -- he was. born in Finland and raised on the INTERNET, with a UNIX
   World-class-champion legacy -- the fast evolving, always moving, never
   stopping, Standard breathing, prodigal SON OF OPEN SOURCE --
   grudgingly referred to as "that upstart OS" - the Challenger:
   LIIIIIINNNNUUUUXXXXX!!!

   The referee for this match has been graciously provided by -- the
   United States Department of Justice!

   And welcome the panel of judges for this contest -- the Global
   Business Community!

   Referee: "Ok guys, you know the rules -- and Windows, I WILL WATCH you
   in the next month, 'cause we have a case to settle... Now, let's GET
   IT ON!!"

   1st round... Linux is dancing around W2K and keeps jabbing on the
   small ISP side. Hoouuuch!! W2K took HTML and extended it!! Linux does
   not seem to be phased by this and keeps on jabbing, scoring point
   after point. W2K throws Benchmark after benchmark at Linux' legs. The
   lightweight just moves aside and adjusts his footwork, he is now
   dancing on SMP and scaling to 8 CPUs!

   Linux corner: (RedHat) OK, you look good. Keep on jabbing and keep
   those hands up. This guy is a VICIOUS fighter.

   W2K corner:(BG) What are you doing? I Told you to rely on your FUD
   Tactics. Don't forget to change COM/DCOM/COM+, even if our supporters
   lose their bets!

   2nd round... Linux looks sharp and is still stinging W2K with SMB
   blow-over. That's amazing! Linux just took the PDC control from W2K
   and is evolving faster than ever, he can now print/file serve in the
   same time. W2K throws an Active Directory in the stomach of Linux.
   Linux wisely steps back, looks at Novell in his corner and replies
   with NDS in the face of W2K. NASTY, this fight is becoming nasty. W2K
   in a desperate move changes the TCP/IP stack for DNS address
   resolution and just loses another part of his customer base. The fans
   are beginning to see W2K in a whole new light. But Linux lacks desktop
   applications! Don't despair, StarOffice, KOffice, Applixware, and a
   few others have trained Linux well and it shows!

   The sequel? On pay per view... :)

   About the author:
   Akoma, 30 years old and employed by a software company specialized in
   JAVA development, originally submitted this as a talkback to CNET
   News.com: Linux poses increasing threat to Windows 2000 -- LT editors
   thought it deserved more exposure than it would get buried away as a
   talkback, so we asked if we could polish it up just a little and post
   it as a feature.

   Akoma has been using Linux at home and sometimes at work (his employer
   prefers to use NT workstations and Sun servers) for two years now and
   has been following the ePress (as he likes to call them) 'going from
   left to right about the usability of Linux' -- it amazes him to see
   the 'leaps and bounds' by which Linux has moved ahead in the business.
   Akoma has a 15 month old son who was screaming in his ears as he tried
   to correspond with us :). His take on the Linux vs. Windows 2000 is:
   Whoever wants to use either shall, because it's a free world and
   nobody is perfect :).

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//sigh, 专职做转载啦, 所以签名档也变变, 否则老是手工敲那么多次键, 会
累死的。 Unix类系统出来那么多的小工具不就是为了省事情么?
我转载的一切文章, 版权归相应的作者所有。

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